Handcuffed in lace, blood & sperm.
Yeees. This was me this morning. And all day. Oh wine buffet, why you gotta be so tempting?
This even describes my non-hungover mornings.
I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
“Duuuuuude I….whaaat”
ok, i’m literally ROTFL, THOSE eyelids! XDDDDDDDDDDD
This has Kerry written all over it! Srsly. That boy wouldn’t give a damn if Jesus drove into his bedroom in a mustang...
Seriously people. Today’s been tough.